Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Rant: Roommates

"Having a roommate is honestly such a horrible thing.  I feel as if everyone deep down inside themselves could choose to have a roommate...they wouldn't.  So not having a roommate usually wins. It's usually the better of the situation.  Like having your own space; your own sanctum of a place to go and chill.  Not only that but your own damn privacy! Ya know, I had a whole semester with no roommate and it was awesome let me tell you! I could do whatever I wanted; walk around naked, play my own music as loud as I wanted and even "boink" my own girlfriend whenever I pleased [cough].  Overall, I didn't have to listen to anyones opinion you know, all those things were up to me and I didn't have to base upon anybody else's beliefs or timings. Even whether or not it was convenient for them, or their sleeping habits and all that bullshit.  All I know is that when I had my room it was so much better so I do not care, I could have Jesus-Fucking-Christ as my roommate and it would suck balls as compared to not having a roommate dude! So... well... unless my roommate was the finest chick on the planet, in which case I would be totally down for a roommate!"

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